"Dear God, It's Been 4 Months" Quick and Dirty Update.

My goodness, my Guinness.
(I don't actually drink that, it just..felt natural to type it after 'my goodness'. Blame the media.)

It's been three four (I wrote the first part of this a month ago. ..Sorry.) long months, nonexistent readers. Did you miss me? Us? I hope so. Because we-..well, I, missed you. I'm sure Sameera hardly thought about you. She's neglectful. You know how it is.

Yes, I thought about you on many occasions, but was too busy to properly update you. I didn't want the post to be crappy. But this one is going to be anyway. I'm not even planning on drawing any pictures in Paint. I won't even go that far for you this time, baby blog. Sorry. But at least I'm here for my visitation. 

I was thinking that what I would do this time is go back over the posts I've already made and give you an update on them. (The ones that were events, not lists of all my idiosyncrasies.) So, basically, on what's been happening in my life.

LIFE UPDATE 321GO.

Artemis and Apollo: So, one day my friend Claudia was over at my house, and we were carrying out our general weirdness. She had a pet fish that she was very attached to, so I told her that she should check out the fish I bought at college, but had brought home for the long winter break. (If you read the blog, you know which ones I mean.) I was in the kitchen making myself some sort of snack, and she went over to get a look at the fish. A moment later, she goes, "..Apollo looks dead." After dropping the silverware I was holding in a clattering pile on the hard wood floor and running over to her side, I saw what she meant.

I changed my mind about drawing pictures for this.

He was..pretty much floating in a grayish haze of his own death particles.

Artemis, however, was fine.

I'm about 80% sure that she killed him.

[Since I started writing this, Artemis has died as well, and been replaced by my mother's new Beta. Lucifer.]









Disney qualities I possess: This morning, I rolled out of bed and my hair resembled a tumbleweed. If the wind had come and taken it, I think it would have looked more like a circular box kite than a tangle-free flowing curtain of hair goodness.

You know, looking back over the blog, most of the things that I post are..not..events that I can update you on. Oh well. Who needs organization when you have no readers, right? And when it's 6:52 am.



Bye! I'll yell at Sameera to post. I think she's had one in the works for six months now.